Okay I know my last post being my first post kinda got off on a more hostile note. So with this post I'm going to amend that.
My names Brittany and my mother is Shari Shackelford, my aunt Sheila Mullins, just a few familiar names maybe? I'm 21 years old, (technically 20 but in exactly a week I WILL be 21), yes I'm a youngin'. I was a child of separated parents, I grew up in 2 households, I dropped out of high school, got my GED, and am currently unemployed. I moved out of my mother's home when I was 17 and began working and getting through life waiting tables and delivering pizzas, and then making trophies and plaques.
I live with my boyfriend, Brett, hes my eternal love muffin. I couldn't be more obsessed about anything else in this world. Hes the greatest guy, sweet as Louisiana tea, funnier than Jim Carrey, and gorgeous like a Greek god. Yea I'm in love.
So he works 2 jobs and I am down to..none. He works in Loss Prevention at Sears and waits at Pizza Hut, (that's where we met, I delivered and he waits tables), love at first sight..*girly sigh*.
Anyway..I'm a Sagittarius, so of course I'm spontaneous, outgoing, creative, assertive, obnoxious, a dreamer, and a fire element. I am the most optimistic person I know. I may let things get me down but I come back with an iron fist. I have a fluent passion for writing, mostly poetry or things of an explicit nature..*uncomfortable cough*. I have a silver thumb when it comes to creative designing with fashion or crafts. I'ma Modern day Martha Stewart. Holidays are a big thing to me. Family and friends are an important part of ones life and those are perfect times to show how much you really care about them.
When we aren't working Brett and I watch football (we are Titans fans all the way) and Dexter, play video games; Skyrim, and Modern warfare. We have 2 cats Mimi and Eden (the baby). Cats are like artificial children, except easier. But they provide the love from a small being that comforts us lol.
My mom is a military wife which comes with the military life. I feel the loneliness of not having my mother around, the woman who raised me and made me the person I've become. A strong, independent, caring, hilarious, insanely fun, and vivacious woman who is the best mother I could have ever asked for. I miss the snot outta her and will soon see her, as she is returning from Ft. Riley Kansas to home, Tennessee/Virginia; we are on the state line. She and my little sister Marissa has been gone for 6 years and they along with the step daddy will return within "a year". This excites me to the point of peeing my pants, lol.
I have many dreams of success and opportunity, adventure and discovery. I am so far an interesting and wise 21 year old who has the whole world to travel and has a lifetime to discover who she really is. I am certain I will spend this time with my faithful partner, and together Brett and I will save the world, unite the countries, free the people, and stand forever for truth, honor, and justice.
But enough about me, (haha) life is but a mound of clay, if you leave it sit it gets hard a stays lifeless, if you mold it everyday and work at it with great creative aspect and determination it can become a masterpiece.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Friday, December 2, 2011
Eddie's Trophies & Gift Shop
So I'm sure none of you know because I've never posted anything yet but here goes, I got this great job making trophies and plaques at Eddie's Trophy shop and I had so much fun creating things people would cherish and admire for all their lives....UNTIL I got fired yesterday. Ive been having problems with immature old people who judged me the second I walked in the door for an application. I proved my worth and did an excellent job. And THE ONLY thing my supervisor (aka: the immature old bitch) had to complain about to my boss during my evaluation was ..speed. 1 the printer I used everyday is sooooo messed up I was forced to redo sooo many things because they are too cheap to fix the damn thing. And thats exactly why I lost that job. Wrongful termination? I THINK SO!
So I decided to give every one of them a piece of my mind in this email I am posting at the bottom. If you know me well you will enjoy this.
Dear staff,
as most of you know I am no longer there, the reason? Controlling bitter unhappy Shirley? Maybe? My theory in a nutshell will be better explained through an example, a pack of lions do the same thing when they feel one member is more powerful than the rest, or is doing a better job in this case, the lions convene together and conspire against the lioness and gossip, create rumors, and try to push her out of the pack. When their attempts don't even chip her ice burg they go to the pack leader. In this case the old worn out lion who is controlled by the other lions because...that's right PUSSY WHIPPED. And if he doesn't respond to their efforts he will have to live in agony with their bitter whining and jealousy. Because in all it was jealousy that pushed the other lions to damage their pack by pushing the more powerful lioness out. But the part of the discovery show you never really see is the lioness creates her own pack that outlasts the other.
Foreword: This part of my departure letter concerns most of the staff excluding 2 members that really made a difference and may have been part of this pack, but were in no means part of the mutiny that happened. That's right Lori and Ressa. Because these two people actually have hearts that aren't frozen over by jealousy. I will personally call each and every one of you out (that deserve it) because I know all together the 3 of you were the ones to PUSH Eddie to this WRONG decision.
Lets start with little INNOCENT(hahaha) Unique.
Unique: The moment I walked in that shop I could see the jealousy and hate dripping off your funny looking face. Let me give you a word of advise, SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH once in a while. 1 Pam doesn't wanna listen to you, shes forced to because mommy has the hook up with Eddie (I wonder about that sometimes too..hmmm I wonder what mommy had to DO to get you that job?) ewww. Your not hot shit little girl and your sooo lucky I didn't give you this piece of my mind in person. 2 Josh has only one thing on his mind when its not the other girls hes thinking about screwing so lighten up on the tramp parade it looks overly desperate. 3 Pam realllllly doesn't like you, its a front because no one else wants to be friends with a BITCH that's stuck up Shirley's ass all the time. 4 even though your not a natural blonde girl you really must be that DUMB. Ive never in my life heard soo many stupid questions come out of one little girls mouth. Grow up!
Pam: Like I said above do you need help removing your cranium from Shirley's rectum? I wouldn't help you. Because Josh must be the only part of your marriage that's still intact. I'm not gonna say anything directly about Josh because he has an idea how to show a tiny shred of respect in means that he knows how to keep his mouth shut unlike mommy. Don't get me wrong, after you realized I am the better person I felt that you might stop the charade and be a big girl and accept that I prove my metal. (for unique: this means I'm worth keeping around because I actually work CORRECTLY). So besides the immature high school gossip I don't have much to say because in the end your role was so miniscule that I didn't even notice it.
Last but not least Shirley: Oh Shirley where do I begin? I thought after I gave you a piece of my mind in the break room that day you would have learned your place. You are the head of all the gossip, drama, and bullshit that caused me to lose my job. Yes that's right your the one sucking the alpha male's dick to keep a place in that little pack. If I could really show you how every one feels about you, GOD I WOULD! Just imagine what people think about you, do you like being hated more than Satan himself? Do you really think any one will whip your ass (in a couple of years) when your not able to? Because that illegitimate son of yours probably won't. You are the most self-centered, jealous, spiteful, bitter, evil, nasty, hated, ungrateful, piece of shit I've ever laid eyes on. You said you were "old school" well maybe in Germany with the NAZIS. Because people from your time are respectful no matter who you are. You are the most judgmental, untalented, bickering BITCH I've ever met. And I used to be friends with girls from the girls home and that describes you more than them at this point. Oh my god the world would be the best place in the universe if you would just DIE ALREADY. I really hate you that much. :) And you may have succeeded in getting rid of me but that's the last thing you'll ever accomplish in your sorry life. I promise you that. Well to conclude this little rave I would like to say "Burn in hell Shirley Because that's the only place your welcome after the disappointment you bestowed on that company."
Now Eddie: I just have a few questions and maybe a statement for you.
How could you let Shirley walk all over you and MAKE you fire me? I thought that was your company? Last I checked its Eddies trophies not Shirley's miseries. And you KNOW I was doing a GREAT job, unlike the lies she fed you with the rotting carcase that must be her sexual offers. I'm telling you there must be something going wrong in that establishment if you really wanted to get rid of me. Speed was an excuse she used because YOUR printer is defective. Your personally saw what the printer was doing. Why didn't you just fix it instead of getting rid of one of the most valuable employees you could have ever had on your staff? Because the new guy is gonna have the same damn problem. You gonna fire him too? That's what I thought. Judgement will send you all to hell one day.
Remember that.
Now for the positive part of this letter. The people who actually made a difference and showed respect and gratitude to someone who worked hard and deserved to be there.
Ressa: I just wanted to thank you for being a sweet, and generous, respectful, and a non judgmental person to me. I really appreciate your kindness and the positive attitude you bestowed upon me. You are the queen and deserve Shirley's status as high female in the pack. (as she is undeserving). I hope you live happily and healthy for the rest of your days in that hell hole. Good luck at fending off the evil lions. For their bite is diseased.
And LORI: Thank you for granting me the opportunity, even though it didn't work out, we all know the truth. You really are the sweetest and I cannot wait till your my real sister. :) I love you like my family and I'm sorry you have to stay there with those ugly hyenas. Atleast you've got Ressa, the only caring person there besides you. Remember when you used to say that to me before you left for school "atleast Ressa is here" lol. I'm sorry if I jeopardized your position there by being a faulty employee. I wish that place wasn't flooded by bad people, then we all could have worked in harmony.
Note: You all better learn to coexist or you have no chance at survival.
So I decided to give every one of them a piece of my mind in this email I am posting at the bottom. If you know me well you will enjoy this.
Dear staff,
as most of you know I am no longer there, the reason? Controlling bitter unhappy Shirley? Maybe? My theory in a nutshell will be better explained through an example, a pack of lions do the same thing when they feel one member is more powerful than the rest, or is doing a better job in this case, the lions convene together and conspire against the lioness and gossip, create rumors, and try to push her out of the pack. When their attempts don't even chip her ice burg they go to the pack leader. In this case the old worn out lion who is controlled by the other lions because...that's right PUSSY WHIPPED. And if he doesn't respond to their efforts he will have to live in agony with their bitter whining and jealousy. Because in all it was jealousy that pushed the other lions to damage their pack by pushing the more powerful lioness out. But the part of the discovery show you never really see is the lioness creates her own pack that outlasts the other.
Foreword: This part of my departure letter concerns most of the staff excluding 2 members that really made a difference and may have been part of this pack, but were in no means part of the mutiny that happened. That's right Lori and Ressa. Because these two people actually have hearts that aren't frozen over by jealousy. I will personally call each and every one of you out (that deserve it) because I know all together the 3 of you were the ones to PUSH Eddie to this WRONG decision.
Lets start with little INNOCENT(hahaha) Unique.
Unique: The moment I walked in that shop I could see the jealousy and hate dripping off your funny looking face. Let me give you a word of advise, SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH once in a while. 1 Pam doesn't wanna listen to you, shes forced to because mommy has the hook up with Eddie (I wonder about that sometimes too..hmmm I wonder what mommy had to DO to get you that job?) ewww. Your not hot shit little girl and your sooo lucky I didn't give you this piece of my mind in person. 2 Josh has only one thing on his mind when its not the other girls hes thinking about screwing so lighten up on the tramp parade it looks overly desperate. 3 Pam realllllly doesn't like you, its a front because no one else wants to be friends with a BITCH that's stuck up Shirley's ass all the time. 4 even though your not a natural blonde girl you really must be that DUMB. Ive never in my life heard soo many stupid questions come out of one little girls mouth. Grow up!
Pam: Like I said above do you need help removing your cranium from Shirley's rectum? I wouldn't help you. Because Josh must be the only part of your marriage that's still intact. I'm not gonna say anything directly about Josh because he has an idea how to show a tiny shred of respect in means that he knows how to keep his mouth shut unlike mommy. Don't get me wrong, after you realized I am the better person I felt that you might stop the charade and be a big girl and accept that I prove my metal. (for unique: this means I'm worth keeping around because I actually work CORRECTLY). So besides the immature high school gossip I don't have much to say because in the end your role was so miniscule that I didn't even notice it.
Last but not least Shirley: Oh Shirley where do I begin? I thought after I gave you a piece of my mind in the break room that day you would have learned your place. You are the head of all the gossip, drama, and bullshit that caused me to lose my job. Yes that's right your the one sucking the alpha male's dick to keep a place in that little pack. If I could really show you how every one feels about you, GOD I WOULD! Just imagine what people think about you, do you like being hated more than Satan himself? Do you really think any one will whip your ass (in a couple of years) when your not able to? Because that illegitimate son of yours probably won't. You are the most self-centered, jealous, spiteful, bitter, evil, nasty, hated, ungrateful, piece of shit I've ever laid eyes on. You said you were "old school" well maybe in Germany with the NAZIS. Because people from your time are respectful no matter who you are. You are the most judgmental, untalented, bickering BITCH I've ever met. And I used to be friends with girls from the girls home and that describes you more than them at this point. Oh my god the world would be the best place in the universe if you would just DIE ALREADY. I really hate you that much. :) And you may have succeeded in getting rid of me but that's the last thing you'll ever accomplish in your sorry life. I promise you that. Well to conclude this little rave I would like to say "Burn in hell Shirley Because that's the only place your welcome after the disappointment you bestowed on that company."
Now Eddie: I just have a few questions and maybe a statement for you.
How could you let Shirley walk all over you and MAKE you fire me? I thought that was your company? Last I checked its Eddies trophies not Shirley's miseries. And you KNOW I was doing a GREAT job, unlike the lies she fed you with the rotting carcase that must be her sexual offers. I'm telling you there must be something going wrong in that establishment if you really wanted to get rid of me. Speed was an excuse she used because YOUR printer is defective. Your personally saw what the printer was doing. Why didn't you just fix it instead of getting rid of one of the most valuable employees you could have ever had on your staff? Because the new guy is gonna have the same damn problem. You gonna fire him too? That's what I thought. Judgement will send you all to hell one day.
Remember that.
Now for the positive part of this letter. The people who actually made a difference and showed respect and gratitude to someone who worked hard and deserved to be there.
Ressa: I just wanted to thank you for being a sweet, and generous, respectful, and a non judgmental person to me. I really appreciate your kindness and the positive attitude you bestowed upon me. You are the queen and deserve Shirley's status as high female in the pack. (as she is undeserving). I hope you live happily and healthy for the rest of your days in that hell hole. Good luck at fending off the evil lions. For their bite is diseased.
And LORI: Thank you for granting me the opportunity, even though it didn't work out, we all know the truth. You really are the sweetest and I cannot wait till your my real sister. :) I love you like my family and I'm sorry you have to stay there with those ugly hyenas. Atleast you've got Ressa, the only caring person there besides you. Remember when you used to say that to me before you left for school "atleast Ressa is here" lol. I'm sorry if I jeopardized your position there by being a faulty employee. I wish that place wasn't flooded by bad people, then we all could have worked in harmony.
Note: You all better learn to coexist or you have no chance at survival.
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