So I'm sure none of you know because I've never posted anything yet but here goes, I got this great job making trophies and plaques at Eddie's Trophy shop and I had so much fun creating things people would cherish and admire for all their lives....UNTIL I got fired yesterday. Ive been having problems with immature old people who judged me the second I walked in the door for an application. I proved my worth and did an excellent job. And THE ONLY thing my supervisor (aka: the immature old bitch) had to complain about to my boss during my evaluation was ..speed. 1 the printer I used everyday is sooooo messed up I was forced to redo sooo many things because they are too cheap to fix the damn thing. And thats exactly why I lost that job. Wrongful termination? I THINK SO!
So I decided to give every one of them a piece of my mind in this email I am posting at the bottom. If you know me well you will enjoy this.
Dear staff,
as most of you know I am no longer there, the reason?
Controlling bitter unhappy Shirley? Maybe? My theory in a nutshell will
be better explained through an example, a pack of lions do the same
thing when they feel one member is more powerful than the rest, or is
doing a better job in this case, the lions convene together and conspire
against the lioness and gossip, create rumors, and try to push her out
of the pack. When their attempts don't even chip her ice burg they go to
the pack leader. In this case the old worn out lion who is controlled
by the other lions because...that's right PUSSY WHIPPED. And if he
doesn't respond to their efforts he will have to live in agony with
their bitter whining and jealousy. Because in all it was jealousy that
pushed the other lions to damage their pack by pushing the more powerful
lioness out. But the part of the discovery show you never really see is
the lioness creates her own pack that outlasts the other.
Foreword: This part of my departure letter concerns most of the
staff excluding 2 members that really made a difference and may have
been part of this pack, but were in no means part of the mutiny that
happened. That's right Lori and Ressa. Because these two people actually
have hearts that aren't frozen over by jealousy. I will personally call
each and every one of you out (that deserve it) because I know all
together the 3 of you were the ones to PUSH Eddie to this WRONG
decision.
Lets start with little INNOCENT(hahaha) Unique.
Unique: The
moment I walked in that shop I could see the jealousy and hate dripping
off your funny looking face. Let me give you a word of advise, SHUT YOUR
DAMN MOUTH once in a while. 1 Pam doesn't wanna listen to you, shes
forced to because mommy has the hook up with Eddie (I wonder about that
sometimes too..hmmm I wonder what mommy had to DO to get you that job?)
ewww. Your not hot shit little girl and your sooo lucky I didn't give
you this piece of my mind in person. 2 Josh has only one thing on his
mind when its not the other girls hes thinking about screwing so lighten
up on the tramp parade it looks overly desperate. 3 Pam realllllly
doesn't like you, its a front because no one else wants to be friends
with a BITCH that's stuck up Shirley's ass all the time. 4 even though
your not a natural blonde girl you really must be that DUMB. Ive never
in my life heard soo many stupid questions come out of one little girls
mouth. Grow up!
Pam: Like I said above do you need help removing your cranium from
Shirley's rectum? I wouldn't help you. Because Josh must be the only
part of your marriage that's still intact. I'm not gonna say anything
directly about Josh because he has an idea how to show a tiny shred of
respect in means that he knows how to keep his mouth shut unlike mommy.
Don't get me wrong, after you realized I am the better person I felt
that you might stop the charade and be a big girl and accept that I
prove my metal. (for unique: this means I'm worth keeping around because
I actually work CORRECTLY). So besides the immature high school gossip I
don't have much to say because in the end your role was so miniscule
that I didn't even notice it.
Last but not least Shirley: Oh Shirley where do I begin? I thought
after I gave you a piece of my mind in the break room that day you would
have learned your place. You are the head of all the gossip, drama, and
bullshit that caused me to lose my job. Yes that's right your the one
sucking the alpha male's dick to keep a place in that little pack. If I
could really show you how every one feels about you, GOD I WOULD! Just
imagine what people think about you, do you like being hated more than
Satan himself? Do you really think any one will whip your ass (in a
couple of years) when your not able to? Because that illegitimate son of
yours probably won't. You are the most self-centered, jealous,
spiteful, bitter, evil, nasty, hated, ungrateful, piece of shit I've
ever laid eyes on. You said you were "old school" well maybe in Germany
with the NAZIS. Because people from your time are respectful no matter
who you are. You are the most judgmental, untalented, bickering BITCH
I've ever met. And I used to be friends with girls from the girls home
and that describes you more than them at this point. Oh my god the world
would be the best place in the universe if you would just DIE ALREADY. I
really hate you that much. :) And you may have succeeded in getting
rid of me but that's the last thing you'll ever accomplish in your sorry
life. I promise you that. Well to conclude this little rave I would
like to say "Burn in hell Shirley Because that's the only place your
welcome after the disappointment you bestowed on that company."
Now Eddie: I just have a few questions and maybe a statement for you.
How
could you let Shirley walk all over you and MAKE you fire me? I thought
that was your company? Last I checked its Eddies trophies not Shirley's
miseries. And you KNOW I was doing a GREAT job, unlike the lies she fed
you with the rotting carcase that must be her sexual offers. I'm
telling you there must be something going wrong in that establishment if
you really wanted to get rid of me. Speed was an excuse she used
because YOUR printer is defective. Your personally saw what the printer
was doing. Why didn't you just fix it instead of getting rid of one of
the most valuable employees you could have ever had on your staff?
Because the new guy is gonna have the same damn problem. You gonna fire
him too? That's what I thought. Judgement will send you all to hell one
day.
Remember that.
Now for the positive part of this letter. The
people who actually made a difference and showed respect and gratitude
to someone who worked hard and deserved to be there.
Ressa: I
just wanted to thank you for being a sweet, and generous, respectful,
and a non judgmental person to me. I really appreciate your kindness and
the positive attitude you bestowed upon me. You are the queen and
deserve Shirley's status as high female in the pack. (as she is
undeserving). I hope you live happily and healthy for the rest of your
days in that hell hole. Good luck at fending off the evil lions. For
their bite is diseased.
And LORI: Thank you for granting me the opportunity, even though it
didn't work out, we all know the truth. You really are the sweetest and I
cannot wait till your my real sister. :) I love you like my family and
I'm sorry you have to stay there with those ugly hyenas. Atleast you've
got Ressa, the only caring person there besides you. Remember when you
used to say that to me before you left for school "atleast Ressa is
here" lol. I'm sorry if I jeopardized your position there by being a
faulty employee. I wish that place wasn't flooded by bad people, then we
all could have worked in harmony.
Note: You all better learn to coexist or you have no chance at survival.
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